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Nikumubeki> Rest assured, the last lines on #massassi will be made by me
<Nikumubeki> Well... they better be
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<space_Ghost> I live in the civilized world, and here we have much better choices.
<Nikumubeki> You live in Kentucky
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< Nikumubeki> Base, can you hear me?
< Istvanculus> Did someone say something
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< space_Ghost> you... ]killed him!
* Nikumubeki burps
< Nikumubeki> Did not!
< space_Ghost> huh, sure
* Nikumubeki regurgitates
< Nikumubeki> See? Nothing came out
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< space_Ghost> lies!
< space_Ghost> there he is!
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<mb> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1534792_10100746430100135_888733810_o.jpg
<Nikumubeki> It's always nice to see some relatives http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/nikunik.jpg
<space_Ghost> your relatives gave me nightmares
<space_Ghost> these are thirty people that live in a tunnel
<space_Ghost> and your uncle, the guy with the blades?
<Nikumubeki> The Dumpsterkeeper
<space_Ghost> Who wants to be related to a guy called "The Dumpsterkeeper"?
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<CoolMatty> but yeah I was reading dinosaur comics and I was like "this is like exactly Nikumubeki. exactly like him. this is literally how he speaks. am I reading Nikumubeki right now? I feel like I am."
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[08:38:38] <Antony> god damn, CoolMatty
[08:38:43] <Antony> i can't go any further tonight
[08:39:36] <Nikumubeki> It's alright, Antony
[08:39:39] <Nikumubeki> Your rectum can only take that much
[09:03:52] <CoolMatty> anyway
[09:03:54] <CoolMatty> i'm going to bed
[09:04:33] <Antony> yeah i am too
[09:04:55] <Nikumubeki> Oh my
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<krok> what is your general opinion on the Francophone areas of the world?
<Nikumubeki> Seriously
<Nikumubeki> You're asking me that?
<krok> yes
<krok> France, Canada, some of those EIN ZWEI POLIZEI DIE ALPEN countries where they speak French as well, and a bunch of African countries
<krok> and maybe someplace else too
<Nikumubeki> They do produce a lot of nice things
<krok> even the African ones?
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<Nikumubeki> I still think you should unleash the BullockFS file system, geebs
<space_Ghost> no one could handle that awesomeness, Nikumubeki
<Nikumubeki> Well, no one is pretty much the target audience for your projects anyway, geebs
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<space_Ghost> egdetti: ok, mine is 502-689-6783
<krok> I don't use a hell of a lot but I have 5000 messages per month to use
<krok> for the monthly price I pay...also 5000 minutes of calls
<egdetti> Where are you from, space?
<krok> no, Finland
<space_Ghost> Louisville
<krok> oh
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<space_Ghost> what did you laugh at?
<space_Ghost> no one has said anything funny in here
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<space_Ghost> I can't justify spending that much money on a car
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<space_Ghost> bill murray can die of swine flu for all I care.
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<space_Ghost> why would you want to manually change gears?
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<space_Ghost> http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/08/29/university-of-cape-town-researchers-believe-they-have-found-a-single-dose-cure-for-malaria/ <-- I think the question needs to be asked... does Africa really need millions upon millions of more starving people?
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<space_Ghost> forget linux! I want more Gordon Freeman Zombie Killin's!
<Nikumubeki> [17:59:08] <space_Ghost> forget linux! < Quoted forever
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<Nikumubeki> There was a, there's a great deal of similarity between Star Wars and Star Trek, I've gotta admit.
<krok> what
<space_Ghost> Like what
<Nikumubeki> Space.
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<&CoolMatty> because buying a ton of extra servers for a few days of increased load is stupid
<Antony> but that doesn't mean it shouldn't work at launch
<&CoolMatty> that'd be like the government building two extra lanes in a highway just to accomodate the increased traffic on the highway when it first opens
<&CoolMatty> actually, that sounds like something the government would actually do
<Antony> that's a terrible analogy
<+Jim7> CM that's a bad analogy
<@The_MAZZTer> bad analogy confirmed here
<Jon`C> terrible
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<Zecks> In the past, I had to wear pants.
<space_poop> you poor, poor man
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< Antony> my ex was watching sex and the city once and she said something about how funny kim cattrel's character was, and i said "fuck that cunt. she killed the klingon chancellor and almost fucked up the peace talks"
< Antony> she looked at me as if i'd just asked her to shove produce up her vagina
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<Antony> it's impossible for me to think of the spetsnaz without that image of the guy upside down in midair throwing a hatchet coming to mind
<Antony> or that they make them wade through waist deep sheeps blood and entrails for days at a time to get used to the sight and smell of dead shit
<Nikumubeki> The latter is also known as "living in Russia"
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<Trace> PISSROCKETS
<Antony> god dammit, is this really what the chat has become?
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<S51> HEY
<S51> GUESS WHAT
<mb> WHAT
<gbk> YOURE FINALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET?
<S51> I HAD SEX WITH A DOG YEARS AGO, AND THAT DOG WAS MB'S MOTHER
<S51> AND SO MB WAS BORN FROM MY MAN PENIS AND HIS MOTHER'S DOG VAGINA
<gbk> so mb is half-dog, half-man?
<S51> Yeah.
<gbk> he's a mog!
<gbk> he's his own best friend.
<mb> x_x
<S51> He humps his own leg too.
<gbk> this explains a lot
<Commander_598> I'm not sure how that works...
<S51> Well I put my man penis in his mother's dog vagina.
<S51> And out he popped.
<Commander_598> No, the humping his own leg thing...
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<vin> colin farrell has a really big dick though, btw
<mbpro> yes vin
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<Baconfish> i think i need to figure out some way of making a meat substitute that tastes of rhino
<GoY> What's wrong with rhino?
<Jim7> first you need to know what rhino tastes like
<Baconfish> that way it can be added to prepackaged soup, and sold in asia as "Miso: Horny"
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<+gbk> krok and bill, sitting in a tree....
* +Antony slaps gbk with a broom handle
<@Baconfish> riffing
<@Baconfish> sorry, R-I-F-F-I-N-G
<+Kroko> gbk and suzanne, sitting in a mana powerup
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* mb steals The_MAZZTers internet
* The_MAZZTer has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<mb> i win
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<tank> Jon`C, what was the equation for V?
<qbk> \ + / = V
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<xStreet`Sultanx> jobs are such bullshit
<Baconfish> blow, hand, occupational or steve?
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<+llibja> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
<+Zell> i wonder who it was written by
<+NoESC> what the fuck
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<+Kroko> Well I'm looking at a picture of Madison Ivy but I can't really see her face from all the semen

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