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<Nikumubeki> Patience. He is a DrkJedi.
<Nikumubeki> He is known as Jim7, and he hasn't great plans for the rebirth of the Empire.
<Nikumubeki> "I'm not interested in political struggles."
* ]-[ellequin uses the hundreds of dead hippies to build a stairway to the top of the pit
<Nikumubeki> Well you should be. Without going into too much detail... [forgotten] Unfortunately, you don't factor into them."
<Nikumubeki> But I am not without a heart. *flaps disc* Familiar, yes?
<]-[ellequin> OMG YOU STOLE MY PRON COLLECTION
<]-[ellequin> YOU BASTARD
<Nikumubeki> I found it from your dead fathers home...
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<Titanic> toot! toot!
* IceBurg crashes into Titanic
* Titanic has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<ubuu> i know..sorry random question
<tofu> ...
<kak> ... ubuu
<ubuu> typing a paper
<RoAch> Adolf
<kak> MY GOD ubuu
<tofu> WTF MATES
<ubuu> oh yea
<kak> I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR BEING SO DUMB
<kak> HITLER IS HIS LAST NAME
<tofu> Hitler is his last name...
<ubuu> whoops
<kak> ADOLF HITLER
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<+Burrie|Yoink> Haha, killed Darth Vader in Battlefront.
<+Burrie|Yoink> The ability to wield the Force is insignificant next to being run over by a speederbike.
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<the3Djedi> i mean how do you spawn things
<Kedri> Well, when a guy and a girl like eAch other...
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<Ishionu> Is raping a prostitute shoplifting?
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<spe> pregnancy is funny when i'm not involved
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<lat> I'm watching CNN with the protests in NYC, and I can just see Civ3 saying "Civil Disorder in New York City"
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<Brian> BLOODY HELL
<Brian> YOUR NAME IS ISAAC!?!?!?
<Sine_Nomen> haha yeah
<Brian> me too!!!
<Brian> that's hilarious
<Sine_Nomen> ..you're kidding
<Sine_Nomen> Brian isaac lozier?
<Brian> no
<Brian> Brian lozier is just a fake name
<Brian> I made it up
<Sine_Nomen> you. have. got to be kidding me
<Brian> I didn't want anyone to know my name and I couldn't think of any clever nick name
<Sine_Nomen> hahaha
<Sine_Nomen> I believe you, but I don't
<Brian> no really my name is Brian I'm just messin' with you
<Sine_Nomen> yeah... DAMN YOU
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<S51> You don't know drunk until you're talking to a girl and she starts to give you sass, so you punch her in the face but she turns out to be a building.
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<lordvader> HERB I AXED A GRILL OUT
<lordvader> SHE WAS LIEK WFT COOL OKS
<heeb> DID U WIN, LRODVADDER?
<lordvader> YSE I WON TEH GAEM
<lordvader> AND NOW I SI LIEK WFT NO LONGAR SINGAL
<lordvader> now, how to tell my parents...
<lordvader> :D
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<SiliconC> an erection
<Correction> did someone say my name?
<Correction> oh... erection...
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<Emon> I'm going to fsck my hard drive real good.
<buck> Emon, please don't try to avoid the censors :)
<Emon> buck, what?
<buck> yeah, we kick people for making sipmle letter changes...
<Emon> um
<Emon> fsck is a disk repair tool
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* Dj-Yoshi rides FGR
<Jim7> I thought we closed that ride down when that one person died
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<mb`sleep> I wish I had what my friend had
<mb`sleep> but its so freakin big
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<Evil_tofu> i had to leave anyway
<Evil_tofu> had a date :)
<Rob> Palmela Handersom does not count as a date.
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<Rogue_22> What's a good name for a youth ministry program... my ideas are running dry...
<SiliconC> God Loves Cheese
<Jim7> rogue ... uhm... "We Won't Molest You" ???
<Rogue_22> heh...
<Rogue_22> But really... any ideas?
<Jim7> rogue ... uhm... "We Won't Molest You" ???
<SiliconC> speak for yourself jim ;)
<Jim7> ok... ok.... "We Will Molest You"
<SiliconC> on that note, i will be leaving
<Rogue_22> That's a scary note to be leaving on
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<Wolfy> Congratuations, GoY. You've successfully urinated in your own shoes.
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[22:28] <Ishi> My family and I share the same views on gays
[22:28] <Vinny> "OMGEVIL!?"
[22:28] <Dj-Yoshi> ouch, Vin
[22:28] <spe> eww, ishi views gays
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<Ishi> I wish I had a hasselfhoff blow up doll.
<Ishi> ...
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<Cazor> haha you simpelled again
<Cazor> MIS
<Cazor> GOD DAMNIT
<Yoshi> I think we should quote that too.
<Cazor> SCREW YOU ALL TO HELL.
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<&GoY> I used the fact that you can't really be asked to leave a plane, and got myself and my friends to sing Bohemian Rhapsody more or less non-stop for a 2 1/2 hour flight
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<Wolfy> IT'S RAINING
<Wolfy> IT'S POURING
<Wolfy> MB IS FAT
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<Antony> it's impossible for me to think of the spetsnaz without that image of the guy upside down in midair throwing a hatchet coming to mind
<Antony> or that they make them wade through waist deep sheeps blood and entrails for days at a time to get used to the sight and smell of dead shit
<Nikumubeki> The latter is also known as "living in Russia"
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<CoolMatty> but yeah I was reading dinosaur comics and I was like "this is like exactly Nikumubeki. exactly like him. this is literally how he speaks. am I reading Nikumubeki right now? I feel like I am."
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<maevie> Flex, I....I don't know what to say..... http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum1/HTML/026790-4.html (Flex asking kak to cyber in the 'new pics' thread)
* maevie quietly weeps
<Flexor> I was just joking!
<maevie> that doesn't stop the pain!!!
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Don't believe him.
<Burrie|NWNToolset> He's using you!
<Flexor> :(
* Burrie|NWNToolset checks up some more lines from "Soap stories 101"...
<Flexor> what do you know of it burrie?
<Flexor> all these days we have been married, have I ever lied to you before?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> I am kak's brother, Flexor... and I have the proof right here...
<maevie> well, I didn't think so, but how can I trust you now??
* Burrie|NWNToolset pulls out an envelope.
<Flexor> stay out of this burrie
<Burrie|NWNToolset> No Flexor, she deserves the truth.
<Flexor> maevie I swear I didn't sleep with kak!!
<maevie> but....but....I just don't think I can trust you anymore
<Flexor> why not?
<maevie> I thought I was the only girl for you, and then you see a pic of kak, and you just can't keep your mouth shut, if that's how you react to a pic, what would happen if a girl actually propositioned you?
<Flexor> I was just joking! you ARE the only one for me! what do I have to do to prove that to you?
<maevie> kill kak
<Flexor> ... but maevie! I can't kill kak! he's my friend!
<Jim7> and luvar
<Flexor> NOT
<maevie> as long as kak's alive, I can't ignore the possibility of...ug, I don't wanna think about it
<Jim7> ?
<Flexor> ...fine.. fine I'll do it
* Burrie|NWNToolset puts up "Soap scene" on his 'thing-I-REALLY-did-not-expect-to-see-at-#massassi' list.
<Flexor> expect the unexpected
<Flexor> thus, making the unexpected the expected, thus ruining any and all fun you may have in your life
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Next time on "The Massassi and the Tacc", will Flexor kill kak or succumb to his feeling for him/her?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Will Maeve forgive Flexor for all he did?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Will Jim7 acknowledge that he knows more than he lets on?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Stay tuned.
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<Craig> I just had the biggest kakism EVER
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<Sine_Nomen-civ3> Rob's entire life is one big wtf
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<kak> I swear, everytime I try to type gamefaqs, a g comes up
<heeb> freudian slip
<Evil_tofu> Freudien slip :P
<heeb> OH SNAP
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<spe> if i had a genie, after wishing for unlimited wishes, what would happen if i wished for 10billion h-bombs to materialise in the core of the sun? would 10 billion h-bombs in the centre of the sun do anything interesting? 10 billion is a lot, but the sun is rather large
<spe> my third wish would be for an umbrella that extends at the speed of light... what an awesome gadget that would be

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