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<gammasts> Windows CE, ME, and NT combine to have the power of one: Windows CEMENT! Hard as a rock, dumb as a brick.
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<Pommy> all the quit messages have 'yes' in them ... must be the server "upgrade" they did
* MaDaVentor has quit IRC (yes Jesus Loves You.)
<SU_Mega_ZZTer> That's about the only one "yes' goes with
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<Morto> **** me, I'm unbanned!
* mb`HAXOR sets mode: +b *!*@holonet-1615F98F.************.com
* Morto was kicked by mb`HAXOR (funny)
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<jipe> I think it'll run it.. just not "realtime" :P
<Rob> NO IT RENDERS IT IN FAKETIME OH NOS KTHXBYE!
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* Outlaw_Torn waves hand mystically: "#massassi doesn't exist."
* Outlaw_Torn was kicked by Blood_Asp (Blood_Asp)
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<Jim7> Random landfish quote: <landfish> or they just don't want to tell you
<JORick> Hey, can someone help me?
<Pommy> Random Ketaris related Quote: <Ketaris> Pommy, gimme a ketaris-related quote
<DeTRiTiC-iQ> there is too much stuff mentioned in the original trilogy too happen in just one film
<Pommy> lol
<landfish> Jim7, thats an old one
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<Jim7> Random landfish quote: <Jim7> Random landfish quote: <landfish> or they just don't want to tell you
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Kroko: I saw a couple fondling and kissing eAch other. They were oBViously in love. Now, usually this would be completely normal and no cause for alarm...but they were black
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<Flexor> I have two girls, a guy, and a potato in my pants o_O
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<MadQuack><b> Night of the Living Spleen</b>
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<DSettahr> and Morgoth > Sauron
<DSettahr> considering Sauron was a lieutenant to Morgoth
<Chompy`DariaPwnage> totally.. Sauron's a wuss compared to Morgoth
<DSettahr> the Lieutenant of Angband
<KOP_Snake> wow this hcat just go sooo nerdy
<DSettahr> haha
<Chompy`DariaPwnage> steefu snake :-p
<KOP_Snake> hrmmm
<Craig> yeah yall got nerdy even for me
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<Cazor> T US FIR TIDE
<d-_-b> I'm going to do my own Massassi ABCs
<Jim7> asnd nolf2 is cheap
<Hades> then Tide has to be a treat...It has to ryme with street
<tofu> NOLF 2 is not expensive anymore
<septic> what the hell is tide anyway... i saw you (pretend to) drink it on those pictures
<d-_-b> They rhyme?
<tofu> ...
<d-_-b> That's dumb
<Hades> V is for Vinny...who has a nice bum, W is for Women...we have none
<tofu> Tide is a soft drink septic
<septic> it looks cool
<Ishionu> You have none, Hades
<tofu> Its good, try some sometime
<Ishionu> Not all of us are like you
<Zloc|2k3ut> right again Hades
<Hades> I mean personally we have none...we have one in the chat but that doesn't count
<septic> i've never seen it before
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<Craig> btw after further inspection I am in fact a manho
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<@SiliconC> this bag of sunflower seeds has directions on how to eat them
<@SiliconC> Crack the shell with your teeth, eat the seed and spit the shell. Experienced seeders pop a handful of seeds in their mouth and store them in one cheek, then transfer a seed over to the other side with their tongue, crack it, then eat the seed and spit the shell.
<+severen> experienced seeders also get sued by the riaa
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<GoY> 5 is so cheesy that I think somewhere a musical CoW is still cradling its abused nipples
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<Wolvie|HW> having hair on your hands is a sign of insanity
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<&CoolMatty> because buying a ton of extra servers for a few days of increased load is stupid
<Antony> but that doesn't mean it shouldn't work at launch
<&CoolMatty> that'd be like the government building two extra lanes in a highway just to accomodate the increased traffic on the highway when it first opens
<&CoolMatty> actually, that sounds like something the government would actually do
<Antony> that's a terrible analogy
<+Jim7> CM that's a bad analogy
<@The_MAZZTer> bad analogy confirmed here
<Jon`C> terrible
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* Wolvie17 big huggliewugglie Vitaminless
* Vitaminless is naked
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* Zloc has quit IRC (Quit: OMFG THE ATLASES AND GUINEA PIGS ARE JOINING FORCES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD OH NO! NOT THE WORLD! OH NO MY GUINEA PIG IS ATTACKING ME! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
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<tofu> DO I do Ron in the bathroom too?
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<Wolvie17> who wants my cookie
<Wolvie17> its too sweet
<SuperS51> me
* Wolvie17 gives SuperS51 her cookie
* SuperS51 munches away
<Rob> OMG!
<Wolvie17> YOU KNOW YOU WANT MORE COOKIE
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<Flexor> Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your niiiick, and they're always glad you logged
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<maevie> Flex, I....I don't know what to say..... http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum1/HTML/026790-4.html (Flex asking kak to cyber in the 'new pics' thread)
* maevie quietly weeps
<Flexor> I was just joking!
<maevie> that doesn't stop the pain!!!
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Don't believe him.
<Burrie|NWNToolset> He's using you!
<Flexor> :(
* Burrie|NWNToolset checks up some more lines from "Soap stories 101"...
<Flexor> what do you know of it burrie?
<Flexor> all these days we have been married, have I ever lied to you before?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> I am kak's brother, Flexor... and I have the proof right here...
<maevie> well, I didn't think so, but how can I trust you now??
* Burrie|NWNToolset pulls out an envelope.
<Flexor> stay out of this burrie
<Burrie|NWNToolset> No Flexor, she deserves the truth.
<Flexor> maevie I swear I didn't sleep with kak!!
<maevie> but....but....I just don't think I can trust you anymore
<Flexor> why not?
<maevie> I thought I was the only girl for you, and then you see a pic of kak, and you just can't keep your mouth shut, if that's how you react to a pic, what would happen if a girl actually propositioned you?
<Flexor> I was just joking! you ARE the only one for me! what do I have to do to prove that to you?
<maevie> kill kak
<Flexor> ... but maevie! I can't kill kak! he's my friend!
<Jim7> and luvar
<Flexor> NOT
<maevie> as long as kak's alive, I can't ignore the possibility of...ug, I don't wanna think about it
<Jim7> ?
<Flexor> ...fine.. fine I'll do it
* Burrie|NWNToolset puts up "Soap scene" on his 'thing-I-REALLY-did-not-expect-to-see-at-#massassi' list.
<Flexor> expect the unexpected
<Flexor> thus, making the unexpected the expected, thus ruining any and all fun you may have in your life
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Next time on "The Massassi and the Tacc", will Flexor kill kak or succumb to his feeling for him/her?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Will Maeve forgive Flexor for all he did?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Will Jim7 acknowledge that he knows more than he lets on?
<Burrie|NWNToolset> Stay tuned.
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<Wolfy> Ha ha.
<Wolfy> kak has russian porn site.
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* Jim7 spanks Ketaris
<Ketaris> thank you sir
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<Hades> hey...if someone guesses my password I will give them $20
<Jim7> jennifer
<buck> password !
<Miitel_Ja> jennifer
<Hades> lmao im not THAT predictable
<Ford> gundam
* Hades (~no@934100F.DF6BAD41.663A2F2F.IP) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by ]-[ellequin)))
<]-[ellequin> HAHA
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<Steven> I am going to mail Wolfy a pair of tweezers
<Steven> |:)
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<Skimpy> Silly Burrie
<Skimpy> I said GUESS WHAT
<Skimpy> :-p
* landfish is now known as Burrie
<landfish> what!
<Skimpy> BAH
* landfish 'splodes
<Skimpy> you silly fish
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<Jon`C> the quality of the blowjob has an inverse proportional relationship to the attractiveness of the girl
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<Jon`C> [22:32] <tofu> some day oblivion will come out and I will suck at it
<tofu> I PRESENT JUST THE FACTS
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<Tigger-1> and jim only I am able to update the stats
<Jim7> if that were true why was i able too
<KOP_mscbuck> because you are ...teh JIM!

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