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<S51> You don't know drunk until you're talking to a girl and she starts to give you sass, so you punch her in the face but she turns out to be a building.
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<h0rb> HELLO I AM CONSTIPATED I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY ENERGY BALL AFTER I POOP OUT THIS HUGE BRICK SIZED TURD
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* Wolfy sets mode: -v TheVoices
<Wolfy> There.
<Genki> hahaha
<Wolfy> TheVoices won't be able to bother you anymore.
<TheVoices> Well crap
<Thrawn42689> haha
<Kedri> OH TEH IRONY IS SO DELICIOUS
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<Gonkish> I wish I had gay buttsex with Cazor.
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<Brian> I'm trying to take over the world and you're just distracting me!!!!!!
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<SiliconC> that girl from ET, she's the only one for me
*** Skimpy has joined #massassi (Skimpy!Skrompy@DHCP-150-10.resnet.ua.edu)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Skimpy
*** Zecks sets mode: +v Skimpy
<Skimpy> camera installed
<Skimpy> yay for me
<Koray182> you mean drew berrymore?
<Wolvie17> lol
<SiliconC> "D-R-E-W I wanna #### you"
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* Flex|scanning|eatingpeanuts is now known as Flexor|photoshop
<Flexor|photoshop> time to make myself look sexy
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<Kroko> Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
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<PlasmaBoy> Why the $%&* am I listening to a orcastrated version of Donkey Kong?
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<Ford> who wants to donat some money to the Buy Ford a Really Nice Autofocus SLR fund?
<Veger> I'll donate 2 cents
<Ford> and how will you pay?
<Veger> I'll mail them to you in a large safe
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* Wolvie17 big huggliewugglie Vitaminless
* Vitaminless is naked
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<Mike> http://chat.woggle.org/quotes.php?id=62
<Mike> you never answered that question either Deth
<Deth> lol
<Deth> that's old
<Deth> well, technically Mike, you never asked that question
<Deth> :-p
<Mike> shhh
<Deth> . . . but you just as well could have.
<Deth> and that was the idea, you know?
-Mike- DCC Send manpron.JPG (12.246.190.33)
<Mike> Why won't you accept my requests to send you man pr0n Deth?
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<|V|unkY> LMAO!!! A BIRD JUST FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE WINDOW NEXT TO ME
<CygnusX> You'd better run out and start giving it mouth to mouth
<|V|unkY> it left a smear :)
<|V|unkY> and a feather
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<Rob|sparks> gimps!
* Cave_DEmon throws a wrench at Rob|sparks, it rebounds off and hits Rob|sparks
<CookedHaggis> Hahahahahaha....
* Burrie|HavingAHeineken falls down laughing
<Rob|sparks> Boomerang!
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<stat> My hard drive needs a defrag like oprah needs a cheeSeburger
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<Wolfy> Emon, your geometry book is on crack
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<Jim7> my momma always told me life is like a box of chocolates......
<SiliconC> where!? where?! ;)
<SiliconC> life is like a box of little girls
<Jim7> i wish
<Jim7> ....err i mean....... I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!
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<+ViruZ> anyone here ever played JO
<@Vinny> ...
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<Blood_Asp> i'm going to start a n00b dating service
<Majin_Scott> Why would you do that?
<Majin_Scott> To sit back and laugh when two n00bs find eAchother and spawn offspring?
<Blood_Asp> no just to make people's lives hell
<Blood_Asp> i don't care if n00bs spawn
<Blood_Asp> i have ignore functions
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<Craig> I go wtf? and she goes "ya know...the one that the other guy plays"
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<vin> colin farrell has a really big dick though, btw
<mbpro> yes vin
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* lordvader fathers stat's nestes
* stat mothers lordvader's nestes
* SiliconC brothers lordvader's nestes
* Zecks sisters lordvader's nestes
* lordvader gives birth to stat's nestes
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<Burrie> http://www.vanderleun.com/burrie_ass.gif <-- My ass
<ChanSeb> burrie, your ass is a 404?
<stat> that's the weirdeset looking ass I've ever seen
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<+RoAch> Kroko thinks everyone hates him
<+RoAch> He said I'd kill him for a million dollars
<+RoAch> I admitted I'd kill him for much less
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* S51`[sick\zZz] hugemansex kak
* Deadman helps
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<Craig> back when I was dating maegz, I was late one time due to a pile up on the interstate..wihtout thinking I said it wasn't my fault it was lag
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* Jim7 has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
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* Pom|Dead sets mode: +v Jim7
<Jim7> i got kickbanned form heaven
<MBeggar> haha
<Jim7> again
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<Morto> **** me, I'm unbanned!
* mb`HAXOR sets mode: +b *!*@holonet-1615F98F.************.com
* Morto was kicked by mb`HAXOR (funny)
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<Jim7> was there any boobie?
<Wolfy> No. :(
<Wolfy> Only PG-13
<Jim7> darn
<Wolfy> Plenty of NEAR-boobie.
<Seb> Jim, go look in your backyard cemetary of prostitutes..
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<Burrie> How I'll tell my kids on how children are made : ' :D + :D8 + <3 = :)

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