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-= A Classic #massassi Initiation =-

* Jig has joined #massassi
* kak sets mode: +v Jig
<Jig> aiiyo
<Thrawn42689> Guten morgen.
<S51> Guten magne.
<S51> *magen
<S51> Good stomAch.
<Thrawn42689> Guten sex0r.
<Jig> ahhahahha
<Jig> ]man that was funny
* Thrawn42689 humps Jig.
<spud> ...
<Thrawn42689> Humpa humpa!
<Jig> ewww
<Jig> im not gay
<Thrawn42689> So?
<Jig> im flattered
<spud> ...
<Thrawn42689> Are you new here?
<Jig> but no
<Jig> absintence
<Thrawn42689> I think you're new here.
<Jig> nah im not
<Jig> ive been around here since i was in the 3rd grade
<Thrawn42689> Hmm...
<Jig> really
<Thrawn42689> Do you come to the chat often?
<Jig> nope
<Thrawn42689> Ah, then that explains it.
<Thrawn42689> Go on. Hump someone. Don't be shy.
<lat> except me
<Thrawn42689> It's ok, we're all good friends.
<S51> LET THE INITIATION BEGIN
<lat> I'll get the thongs
<d-_-b> omg...
* S51 picks up the Humpstone and molests Jig
<d-_-b> OH!
<Thrawn42689> I'll get the tree.
<d-_-b> Fish RACING
* S51 passes the Humpstone to Thrawn
* Thrawn42689 humps Jig viciously.
* Thrawn42689 passes the humpstone to spud.
<spud> ...
<Jig> ahhhhh
<Thrawn42689> Outta gas, spud?
* spud melts Thrawn42689's brain.
<Jig> any girls in here
<Thrawn42689> Come on, you've got it in you.
<Jig> ill h u m p them
* S51 stares at spud angrily and fondles the handgun in his back pocket
<Thrawn42689> kak is a girl.
<lat> I am :/
<spud> ...
<Thrawn42689> Hump kak and see what happens!
* kak sets mode: +b *!*h@*.btr.bellsouth.net
* Jig was kicked by kak (kak)

-= The End =-
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<CoolMatty> I think I'm going to give JOMP another shot
<CoolMatty> Everyone pray for my safe return
<Muurn> let's not get desperate, CM
<Shadow89> hehe
<Is> JOMP?
<CoolMatty> lol @ muurn
<CoolMatty> JOMP!
<CoolMatty> jo multiplayer
<Muurn> Jedi Outcast Multiplayer!
<Shadow89> oh
<S51`[hangover]> messed up "JUMP"
<CoolMatty> lol
<Deth> JOMP AROUND! JOMP AROUND! JOMP UP, JOMP UP, AND GET DOWN!
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<KOP_Snake> I'm not gay... but I do have a small list of guys I would do it with if I ever got the chance
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<Rob> Ever go 2x4 surfing off of your garage roof when its raining?
<Rob> Fun stuff.
<Jeff`C> nah, 10 meters is a bit of a long drop
<kak> I was thinking the same thing...
<Rob> When I catch a shingle everything just makes sense in a surreal tiki-god sort of way.
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<Brad> manatee > hippopotamus
<stat> Dude, Brad, a hippopotamus could own a manatee.
<Brad> bs
<Brad> manatee is a friggen sea CoW
<Brad> and CoWs know kung fu
<stat> What if it was on land?
<stat> But it doesn't have legs, hippos do.
<Brad> a CoW can take a horse
<Brad> and a sea CoW can take a river horse
<stat> Yeah, right.
<stat> Hippos have lasers.
<stat> And missiles.
<jipe> stat wins
<stat> They have a Samus-style body suit.
<Brad> so what dude
<stat> Made by the Chozo.
<Brad> CoWs have miniature tactical nukes!
<Brad> have you never seen a CoW open its silo?
<Brad> im willing to bet that manatees have the same miniature tactical nuclear warhead technology
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* mb` np: Dirty Pretty Things - Bang Bang You're Dead [03:41m/128Kbps/44KHz]
<Baconfish> MB WINS
* Baconfish thrusts to Dirty Pretty Things - Bang Bang You're Dead
<Vin> the only thing mb wins is herpes
<Baconfish> actually mb just won at the 18th of October
<Ishi> So he figured out when he actually got the herpes?
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<Jim7> ha your kung fu is weak compared to my St Fu
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* Elmo is Elmo
* Elmo is bored
* Elmo is really bored
* Elmo is really really bored
* Elmo is really really really bored
<groovy> Elmo seems to be bored
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<+Dj-Yoshi> if you haven't stuck it in her butt yet she isn't your girlfriend
<@Baconfish> just give me two minutes
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<DrkJedi82> sian.......... lets make a clone..... with my abilities to twist audio around and your editing skills our clone will be unstoppable
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<Jim7> i can succesfully invade canada with a bucket of urine
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<Jim7> i weigh 666lbs .... evil is heavy
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<SiliconC> I saw boobies at IGN, that's all i know of it
<Jova> ... haha
<SH4773R> I see boobies everyday.
<SiliconC> Bob has b***h ti*s
<Jovan> Hooray!
<]-[elliquin> Your mom doesn't count.
<SH4773R> I have my own.
<Jovan> ... hahaha
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<KOP_mscbuck> Pommy, u must tame the horse known as "FTP"
<KOP_mscbuck> cuz it keeps kickin you in the arse
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<Blood_Asp> movie quote time

<gammasts> LUKE YOU ARE MY FATHER!
<mavispoo> woops
<gammasts> oops

<gammasts> LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!
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mscbuck> what should I eat for dinner people
<CoolMatty> buck: eat JG
<Outlaw_Torn> Donner, party of one
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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<ubuu> i know..sorry random question
<tofu> ...
<kak> ... ubuu
<ubuu> typing a paper
<RoAch> Adolf
<kak> MY GOD ubuu
<tofu> WTF MATES
<ubuu> oh yea
<kak> I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR BEING SO DUMB
<kak> HITLER IS HIS LAST NAME
<tofu> Hitler is his last name...
<ubuu> whoops
<kak> ADOLF HITLER
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<MassBot> I will only marry another Linux computer.
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<Kedri> mavispoo; in the etiquette developed by people who frequent chat rooms, using CAPS is a way of indicating that what is being written is meant to read as though a loud voice were conveying it

<mavispoo> well indeed, but there's no need to shout all the time

<Kedri> I'M NOT SHOUTING

<Kedri> ALRIGHT I AM

<Kedri> I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOU... *smack* *thud*
<heeb> I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHO - *CLUNK*
<heeb> omq
<mavispoo> O_o
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<]-[ellequin> New poem?
*** KOP_Snake (~none@cloaked.mad.wi.charter.com) has joined #massassi
*** Mike sets mode: +v KOP_Snake
<Craig> yeah
<Craig> the one i showed you last night
<]-[ellequin> Last night?
<KOP_Snake> too much info! or not enough
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<d-_-b> Famous Last Words:
<d-_-b> "Lord Vader..."
<`P`Dead> "If you don't stop it with the famous last words you will be reamed"
<d-_-b> Does that mean you're about to die Pommy?
<`P`Dead> Wait .. that doesn't make sense
* Thrawn42689 jumps on Pommy
<Lt_myn_corstar> HAHAHa
<`P`Dead> Heh, I just realized that =P
* d-_-b kills `P`Dead
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<GuNbOy> TRY LAYING OFF TEH HAPPY SMOEK SIAN
<Sine_Nomen> BUT GUNBAY I LIEK MY TREES
<GuNbOy> LEAV TEH TREES IN TEH FOREST WITH TEH HIPPIES OKAY SIAN IF YUO KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Sine_Nomen> NO PLZ
<GuNbOy> YES PLZ, SHIEN MY SHOES SIAN YUO DIRTY LOUSE
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* Wolfy is banning KOP_blujay from #massassi to Straight Out Of Line by Godsmack.
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<Ishionu> Its not just that, its also theres so many girls
<ChompyGator> aiight so steefu.. my qod. wait 'til youre 25 to start moaning your eternal bAcheolrhood, or better yet don't starrt dating again 'til college
<Ishionu> How the hell am I supposed to deal with 6 girls flirting with me at the same fricking time?
<MiniMoose2707> drugs
<skuzzzy> bbs
<Ishionu> Trust me, I aint gonna be a bAchelor for long ;P
<Rob> Quit lying, no one likesa lyer.
<skuzzzy> rebooting to windows
* skuzzzy has quit IRC (Quit: Client exiting)
<Rob> You know 5 of those girls are your right hand.
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* Chompy|Warm-Moist-n is now known as Chompy|Warm-Moist-n-Nackt
<Blood_Asp> weeeeeee
<Blood_Asp> i mean ewwwwww
<GhostOfYoda> sure
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*** Cazor|f00d has joined #massassi
*** inSinerator sets mode: +v Cazor|f00d
<Cazor|f00d> ...
<Brian> yo
<Cazor|f00d> hello
* Jim7 rubs Cazor
<Cazor|f00d> ...
<Shadow89> hehe
<Cazor|f00d> O NO
* Shadow89 manseks Cazor
<Cazor|f00d> O NOS
<Cazor|f00d> OH YES
<Shadow89> omq
<Shadow89> it turned the wrong way :D
<Cazor|f00d> hahaha
<Cazor|f00d> it hurt
<Cazor|f00d> but then i liked it
<Shadow89> ehhhh
<Shadow89> lol?
<Shadow89> wait you took it up the...
<Cazor|f00d> ...
<BV> . . .
<Shadow89> omq
<Acharjay> oh yes, Bri missed some action... but it yet it continues.
<Brian> haha over 8000 iraqis already surrendered?
<Cazor|f00d> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
<Jim7> this is sooo gettin quoted....
<Shadow89> heheh
* Shadow89 moves closer to Cazor
* BV plays porno music
* Shadow89 gives Cazor a weddgie
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<Evil_tofu> i had to leave anyway
<Evil_tofu> had a date :)
<Rob> Palmela Handersom does not count as a date.
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<BigV> Hay so theres know version of MOTS you can play without JK?
<Wolfy> Nope
<BigV> how
<Wolfy> You, sir, either got ripped off or you bought an illegal copy
<Wolfy> The MOTS game requires that you verify that you have JK by inserting the second JK CD.
<Wolfy> LucasArts has not modified this in any existing copy.
<Wolfy> MOTS is an expansion pack for JK; thus, it requires that the owner prove ownership of a copy of JK.
<BigV> But He said Item # 8199269422 on ebay check it out I can Sew this guy man?
<BigV> it says jedi knight not needed
<Wolfy> He may say that, and it may be true.
<Wolfy> But its a cracked copy.
<Wolfy> Its not something produced by LucasArts.
<BigV> Did you check it out Wolfy
<Wolfy> Can you direct-link me?
<BigV> just go on ebay and type #8199269422 and search
<BigV> got that Wolfy
<Wolfy> Thats a copy of JK.
<Thrawn42689> hahaha
<BigV> it is oh wrong #
<BigV> wait
<BigV> 8200694025
* CaShY has quit IRC
<BigV> did you get that Wolfy
<Wolfy> Uh...yeah.
<Wolfy> Thats not full-version MOTS.
<Wolfy> Thats...a demo.
<BigV> what its sys the whole story
* BigV has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Wolfy> Well, I was going to tell him it says its only 3 missions.
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<Wolfy> And Argentina sucks.
<Wolfy> They don't speak Spanish.
<S51`[FotR]> I don't speak Spanish.
<Wolfy> They speak a drunken dialect with an Italian accent.
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<JediGandalf> YOU'RE FIRED
<Jim7[afk]> you're a toilet
* JediGandalf has quit IRC (Broken pipe)

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