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<SiliconC> if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid
<S51> Chloroform: getting nerds laid since the invention of chloroform.
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* Mano nourishes himself on Matyy's tender flesh...
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<ninjastat> ninjas use stuff like aerosol cans and lighters
<ninjastat> and voodoo dolls
<ninjaheeb> and buffalo
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<Archimedes> oS needs to check his PMS
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* SiliconC is listening to song #420, Bob Marley - Legalize It
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<Craig> weight watchers ownz...50 lbs
<Craig> im getting all thin and sexy
<JL|PHP> AND you didn't need any drugs.
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<BuuBox> Wow, did you take sarcasm 101 last year?
<Zully> Actually, I took Irony 101. Sarcasm was just a week's lecture.
<BuuBox> Ah, but of course
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<Vinny> * +happydud shoots gasoline all over Wolfy <- That is so euphemistically hilarious.
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<kak> If I knock her up...will her mom castrate me?
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<+TheBoss> u go Vinny
<+Pommy> lol
<@Vinny> Go where?
<+TheBoss> lol
<+Vitaminless> lol
<+Pommy> lol
<@Vinny> lol?
<+TheBoss> the perfect smartass answer
<+Vitaminless> ROFLMAO
<+TheBoss> lol
<+Pommy> lol
<@Vinny> Okay... I'm seriously not understanding this.
<+Pommy> ROFLMAO
<+Vitaminless> whoa-hoo-hoo!
<@Vinny> Oh, now I get it.
<+TheBoss> YEE HAH!!
<@Vinny> LEAVE ME ALONE
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<gammasts> what part doesnt work?
<tofu> What?
<tofu> the buttons
<gammasts> what theme?
<tofu> They dont change
<tofu> Every theme
<gammasts> rightclick and goto customize
<gammasts> then click done
<tofu> Now no button pictures show up
<tofu> GOOD JOB
<gammasts> np
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<spud> pleeb
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<Jim7> he is currently relearning to tie his shoes
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<mavispoo> woopsie, TEH BROADBAND IS ALIVE!
* mavispoo is very happy
<BuuBox> lucky...
<mavispoo> debatable, it has taken so much pain and strife
<mavispoo> and it turned out that, after about 10 hours on the phone to my ISP helpline, all it wanted was a second re-install, I think
<mavispoo> anyway, they suck, I am self-reliant from now on
*** mavispoo (javalot@holonet-19F8646B.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
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<CeeFour> the word "bloody" is bloody bloody!
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Jontest30985245: okay
Jontest30985245: what's the nearest small object?
d-_-b: um, a coffee mug
The_MAZZTer: cd case
Jontest30985245: Pick it up and throw it at the wall. give the throw some nice spin, too.
d-_-b: Done
The_MAZZTer: Microsoft Visual Basic .NET 2003
The_MAZZTer: NO
The_MAZZTer: :(
Jontest30985245: VB? throw it.
The_MAZZTer: ha
d-_-b: There's coffee everywhere
Jontest30985245: THROW IT.
d-_-b: You broke my favorite cup
Jontest30985245: okay. Now imagine if the mug had been a plank of wood.
d-_-b: you're an asshole
Jontest30985245: that's a rigid body.
* d-_-b cries
d-_-b: I don't get it
The_MAZZTer: hahahaha... wait is that word permitted?
The_MAZZTer: oh well
The_MAZZTer: hahahahah
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<+kak> HEY SINE
<+kak> WHERE ARE YOU
<+kak> IT IS latE AT NIGHT
<+kak> AND I WANT TO HAVE A SWEARING CONTEST
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<Flexor> I have two girls, a guy, and a potato in my pants o_O
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<GhostOfYoda> Good [afternoon], you have reAched the Osama Bin Laden spotting hotline. If your are osama bin laden, press any key. [beep]
<Deth> If you are brown, please hold.
<Wolvie|Stupidness> haha
<Wolvie|Stupidness> nonoo
<Deth> (while paramilitary troops surround your house)
<Wolvie|Stupidness> "if youre brown, please hit 911, and have yourself arrested temporarily in house arrest"
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<Chompy|foraging> old #massasssians never die, they just go to that great big afk in the sky..
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<kak> Ahh crap I just ripped my pants!
<Jim7> kak you shouldnt bend over that far in a prison shower
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<Jim7> no m the necromancer he's just the necropimp
<Seb> Kedri the necropimp
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<Rapid> did I ever tell you about the time I ate too much sand?
<Rapid> They had to suck it out via anal tubes
<Rapid> ask threedee, he knows best
<Wuss> Sounds like fun
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* ]-[ellequin unzips
<Detty> eeexcellent
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<Rob> So, whats shakin
<BuuBox> my hand.. err.. nevermind..
<Rob> Woh!
<Rob> Too much information!
<BuuBox> :)
<BuuBox> you asked buddy
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* Deth sex0rz #massassi
<Deth> ah h aha
* Wolfy shrugs
<kak> no s3x0rz unless a female is present
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<Craig> LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN. THIS TIME NOT LETTING TWO PRIVATE THINGS GO AT ONCE
<Ford|Drawing> good song
<powertickle> 'sok
* Vin[DiabloII] is holding his cursed SuperS51 voodoo doll to Paloalto - Fade In-Out (3mins 37secs) Dolls Held: 15331
<Kedri> STOP SHOWING YOUR PRIVATES, Craig
<powertickle> haha
<powertickle> i kinda like his privates
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<Nikumubeki> [17:27:38] <Rob> "Well thats where you get hammered and then I nail you."
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<Homicide> I would rather hump myself in the ass so hard that i become a quantum singularity than to look at anything to do with that movi, MW
<silence> can you do that? please?
<Homicide> fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
* Homicide humps
* Tony tears out his eyes and screams.
*** Homicide is now known as blackhole
<silence> wow
<silence> that's... that's messed up
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<Brian> BLOODY HELL
<Brian> YOUR NAME IS ISAAC!?!?!?
<Sine_Nomen> haha yeah
<Brian> me too!!!
<Brian> that's hilarious
<Sine_Nomen> ..you're kidding
<Sine_Nomen> Brian isaac lozier?
<Brian> no
<Brian> Brian lozier is just a fake name
<Brian> I made it up
<Sine_Nomen> you. have. got to be kidding me
<Brian> I didn't want anyone to know my name and I couldn't think of any clever nick name
<Sine_Nomen> hahaha
<Sine_Nomen> I believe you, but I don't
<Brian> no really my name is Brian I'm just messin' with you
<Sine_Nomen> yeah... DAMN YOU

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