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<spe> if i had a genie, after wishing for unlimited wishes, what would happen if i wished for 10billion h-bombs to materialise in the core of the sun? would 10 billion h-bombs in the centre of the sun do anything interesting? 10 billion is a lot, but the sun is rather large
<spe> my third wish would be for an umbrella that extends at the speed of light... what an awesome gadget that would be
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<Rob> Don't misquote me.
<Rob> No such thing as a cool internet name, kid.
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<lordvader> /bin/rm -rf!!! /L:OLLLOLLLL
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<HistoryGuy> Is it true that sun flowers grow 6' in japan?
<happydud> no
<happydud> Nothing grows to 6 feet in japan.
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* EmperorGris blows stat
<EmperorGris> ...up
<EmperorGris> That's what I meant.
<stat> You turn me on, Gris.
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<JediGandalf> YOU'RE FIRED
<Jim7[afk]> you're a toilet
* JediGandalf has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
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<SuperS51> I did a pr0n movie once.
<Blood_Asp> Legos don't count.
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<Craig> i really used to be a bad girl, i had a threesome with my sister and her b/f tom, I know I used to be a real wild child, but now im a volvo driving soccer mom
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<Jim7> my cheese sticks are hard again
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<ekiM> I need to make a backWards nick changer now
<ekiM> GAH
<ekiM> HAG
<niuqelle]-[> ...
<ekiM> ...taht was ydobon
<ekiM> uoy nab ll'I niaga pu ti gnirb uoy fi
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<Emon> I'm not being negative
<Emon> I'm just static facts
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"Rob: Dude, you dont just write a bible..."
"chthon: i know"
"Rob: Well, I guess you do."
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<Malkav> Jesus loves everybody.
<Malkav> But Satan.
* vedder has joined #massassi
* kak sets mode: +v vedder
<Malkav> Because Jesus can't let go of some stupid family grudge.
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<ubuu`sleep> haha
<ubuu`sleep> its 4 in the morning
<ubuu`sleep> some ***** just called me
<ubuu`sleep> time for some booty
<ubuu`sleep> later
* ubuu`sleep is now known as ubuu`where-you-want-to-be
Ishi> (His sister called)
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<zanardi> i like orgy
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<Skimpy> I think the whole stadium should go naked if we win
<Skimpy> all 80,000-90,000
<mavispoo> woah

<mavispoo> that's one big pile of nekkidness
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<S51> GreenJeanz: Perhaps you're taking the extreme level of jovial retardation in this chatroom a bit too seriously.
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* Wolfy is breakdance fighting to Barenaked Ladies - Conventioneers (3:43) Songs heard: 3469.
* Vinny is destroying public property to Our Lady Peace - Somewhere Out There (4mins 13secs) Properties Destroyed: (3210)
*** Burrie is now known as Burrie|GK3
* Vinny is catching up!
<Vinny> 259 more
<Vinny> I need to listen to shorter songs
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<Burrie> Don't forget that I'm a old, pissed, dillusional, ghetto Scott-Dutchman that lives on a houSeboat with a windmill and a brothel who doesn't like being called an addict...
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* jipe pulls his banana
* The_8th_Spirit thinks that is the most nasties thing I have heard in a long time
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<gammasts> 7 wonders of the Internet: Massassi, Google, IRC, septic drunk, Multiplayer Games, MadQuack, and Kazaa lite
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<DT5_Websurfing> 3. place DIMM into PCI slot
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<Brian> everyone wants to suck my big rocks
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* septic was kicked by Vinny (No insluts)
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<BuuBox> I contacted technical support for something once... was suppost to be 24hour... transftered me to american technical support... was some indian dude who like didn't even know there was a country called australia...
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<Wolfy> You know what?
<Wolfy> I feel like having sexual relations with a CoW.
<Wolfy> If you'll excuse me...?
<SuperS51> Wolfy: need any help?
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<Ford> who wants to donat some money to the Buy Ford a Really Nice Autofocus SLR fund?
<Veger> I'll donate 2 cents
<Ford> and how will you pay?
<Veger> I'll mail them to you in a large safe
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* .dud|paranoid (happydud@holonet-175BEC6A.balt.east.verizon.net) joined
* .ChanServ cmodes: +v +dud|paranoid
<+dud|paranoid> Hey, I need some help real quick
<+dud|paranoid> what's the best way to reattAch an arm to the body?
<&JG|school> O_o
<+dud|paranoid> Anyone?
<+mb> dislocated shoulder?
<+dud|paranoid> Ah.. frack.
<+dud|paranoid> no
<+mb> just pop it back in
<+mb> oh
<+dud|paranoid> Like.. severed
<+mb> uhm
<+mb> needle and thread?
<+dud|paranoid> Think I could solder the bone back together?
<+mb> youd need to bolt on some metal to both parts of the bone first
<+dud|paranoid> Staplegun?
<+mb> big staples should work
<+dud|paranoid> okay
<+dud|paranoid> I'll see what happens
<+dud|paranoid> thanks mb
* +dud|paranoid (happydud@holonet-175BEC6A.balt.east.verizon.net) left ()
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<Hades> im praticly perfect in every way
<Hades> except spelling
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<stat> Size really doesn't matter.
<stat> I'm like Harry Houdini in that respect.
<stat> I can fit into any hole.

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